Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Status Update
Getting back to those outdoor activities. I'm going to the DMZ next weekend (at a time of singularly heightened tensions between the Koreas) and I'm really stoked about it. It promises to be fraught with danger, full of intrigue, and educational all at the same time. Actually, it probably won't be dangerous at all... or intriguing... maybe a little. Also lined up to go to a Snow Crab Festival / nature trek in the near future, so that should be pretty bitchin as well. And in all likelihood, I'll be going to a thing called "Mudfest" soon, during which the main activity seems to be covering oneself in mud and enjoying it. Ohhh the life. And a trip to the beach at Pusan and another trip to Beijing are all in the makings as well. I havn't saved any money so far :)
But I'm having a good time, and that's what counts. Keep ya posted.
Monday, February 16, 2009
25 Things About Buddha
Monday, February 2, 2009
Black History Month Comes to Korea
"Hey, let's cram as much history about black people into this month as possible so that we can forget about them for the rest of the year."
~The Man.
So in order to celebrate the black man and bring his culture to Korea, my friend and esteemed co-worker Andrew and I have decided to do as much steroetypically 'black' stuff as possible. This will include starting each day with a healthy dose of 'purple drank,' most likely a grape soda. A weekly to bi-weekly consumption of fried chicken and (the closest thing we can find to 40's) 1.5 liter beers will be the main event of our celebration, capped off with Andrew's decision to switch to Marlboro Menthols from Lights. Furthermore, to ensure the authenticity of our celebration, we plan on hoodwinking our P.C. co-worker Nick into joining us at least once, in order to be the 'appalled white guy.' I think we have all our bases covered, but any suggestions would be helpful.
"And now for something completely different."
~Monty Python
So as some of you may know, the lunar new year just passed. We had a 4 day weekend and boy have I been busy. I went exploring / shopping for three of those days to places called Osan, Dongdaemun, and Insadong. Osan was a trash heap; it was basically a town built around the Army base there, so everything was Americanized. It didn't help that the place was covered in dirty snow. Points of interest; Andrew bought a guitar, and a prostitute tried to pick us up. I laughed and laughed.
Dongdaemun has like 6 huge department stores that all sell the same things and have really aggressive shop owners who won't let you walk by without hassling you and then knocking off 20,000 won for anything you show interest in. It's a cool place, many of you will recieve gifts from there. But only I will be getting the best part - corndogs with french fries battered and fried right onto the stick. Mmmmm mmm. Actually, they're kinda gross, but I had to try it.
And in Insadong, which I have mentioned before, I got to have batting practice in the snow! There is an outdoor batting cage, and pretty much as soon as I stepped up to the plate the snow really started coming down. It was awesome. I may have a picture somewhere, I'll put it on facebook.
I guess that's about it. Winter intensives are almost over so hopefully my schedule will get a bit easier.
"Hey... Wanna go?"
~Osan prostitute
Thursday, January 8, 2009
가위 바위 보 (kawi, bawi, bo)
Well I had this great post up, and it was gonna be called "When Rock, Paper, Scissors Rules the World," but I tried to type something in Korean at the end and the fucking computer erased everything instead and then saved immediately.
Grrrr... So lemme go ahead and recap my first post. Kawi, bawi, bo (usually pronounced fast to sound something like 'cally, bally, bow') is the Korean rock, scissors, paper (in that order). My students play it all the time, but its not so much playing as it is settling minor classroom disputes. They do it for everything. Who goes first, lining up, ect...
Also, I watched an older gentleman and a teenage boy play in Japan to decide who would break in a game of pool. And, I recently used it to pick teams for a soccer game. So its rampant here in Asia; I'm betting that ajumans and adoshis (ah-jew-mahns = old women, ah-doe-shis = old men) play as well. It's probably how they decide how to pass laws in Congress too. In fact, I think Lee Myung Bak (Korea's President) should challenge Kim Jong Il to a match for dominance of the peninsula, end this war once and for all. Lee would definately win; that's how he became President in the first place.
So a bit about me. I have been extremely busy: going into Seoul and meeting new people and finding new bars, playing soccer, going out clubbing in Bundang, and working extra hard this month due to 'Intesive' classes. (We have more students during the Winter break) So I've been keeping busy and having a really good time. I have plans to do a lot more when the weather gets nicer, including getting season tickets for local soccer and baseball teams and taking trips to volcanic Jeju Island and the DMZ.
또 뵙겠슴니다 (Do bekesumnida; d/t oe-beck-a-soom-ni-da) See you later!
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Seuol Ballin!
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
I've got the Itis! BRONCHitis!
So to the doctor's office I finally went, following the directions of my esteemed colleagues. As it turns out, I followed their directions to the right building, but the wrong office. I ended up in an Oriental / Herbal medicine clinic, and, thinking that I was in the right office, I stayed and recieved treatment. This treatment consisted of this so called doctor asking me what my problem was (he spoke fine English), to which I replied by listing my ailments. After hearing me out, he proceeded to take my pulse in both wrists, and asked me to stick out my tongue. Satisfied with his examination, he had his assistants provide me with "the appropriate" medicine, and I was off. It took about 20 minutes, and cost 20,000 Won, or about $15. Now I was pretty happy about this at the time, but I soon changed my mind. The medicine I recieved was, obviously, wholistic (as opposed to lots of pills), and consisted of 6 pouches of the most putrid smelling and foul tasting liquid one would ever hope not to drink. But drink it I did, six times, and so awful was it that I wretched it up shortly after twice. And alas, after all this pain and suffering, it did nothing to cure my ailments.
So I tried again, this time being escorted to the real doctor's office by my lovely boss Veronica, where I was a large white man in a room full of babies, toddlers, mothers, and grandmothers. It was a pediatricians office... I felt quite comfortable, aside from being miserably sick. At least I felt better than one little boy, who vomited into his mother's hand, and eventually on the floor, as he waited to be seen. He seemed much better afterward, quite a trooper by my count. So long story short here, this doctor did a proper temperature, stethescope, and throat check, and determined that I had bronchitis. She prescribed a shit load of pills and told me to come back on Thursday. This whole trip took about 45 minutes (the place was real crowded) and cost just over 5,000 Won, or about $3.50.
I am currently feeling much better, and it looks like I'll be at full capacity (for the first time since I've been here) by Thursday. My biggest regret in the whole month-long sickness and getting better: not waiting 4 weeks; not going to the wrong doctor first (though that does stink); but having to drink that awful herbal shit, and to no avail. If you ever come to Korea, bring you own cough medicine, and DO NOT try theirs (I bought some at a store hoping for something different from the herbalist, it was the same). I promise you it is unpleasant, and no matter how much you want to try the local things, this is not something you should do.
More to come after my next trip to Seoul.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Sleeping on the Job
A couple bits of news though, I am no longer the new guy. A new teacher just got into town on Friday night and the guy he's replacing and I took him out for some beers already. He seems real cool and I'm glad to have another new guy in the office. I believe we will make fine friends.
The only other thing to report is that I just hosted a dinner party last night with all the foreign teachers. It was quite pleasant, if not a bit cramped; comfortably seating seven people is asking a lot from any apartment in Korea. But we had a good time and I ate one of the best and most well rounded meals I've had since I got here.
So that's about all there is for now. Like I said, I've been sleeping on the job. I'm looking for some specific pictures to put up for a new segment in the sidebar, which I will be calling "It's Normal in Korea." Suffice to say, there are quite a few differences between the Western norms and the Korean ones.
Lastly, I would like to formally apologize to my good pal Brian Bass for so blatantly ripping off his style and neglecting to credit him for it. My bad. If you liked the style of my last entry, please check out Brian's blog at http://www.zisforzoo.blogspot.com/ , it is quite hilarious. Also, if you don't already know, check out what my brother Ben has been up to at http://www.benhasnojob.blogspot.com/.
That's all for now. More and better posts to come, I promise, as soon as I find Ms. Inspiration.